Found --- Judgmental Cat

This cat has been in my backyard for about a week and seems very confident about the arrangement. Westside, almost Orange Park area. Details: - Sits in the weeds like a tiny landlord - Makes prolonged eye contact like it’s evaluating my life choices - Gives the impression that I’ve been disappointing it for years So far it has: - Claimed a corner of the yard - Supervised all outdoor activities - Declined to provide a forwarding address If this is your cat, please message me. I would like to return your future HOA inspector. If this is not your cat, please submit your application for the Cat Distribution System. I’m currently trying to unsubscribe.